David (9) set his mind to reading the Bible from cover to cover and boldly started in Genesis. Obviously a good thing, but while on the tele he watches only family-friendy programs, the 'real' Bible is not that family-friendly at all. In fact it's R-rated. He now reads stories about murder, rape, prostitution, mass killings, and slavery. OK, we can talk about it, but isn't the paradox interesting? There's no kids' version of the 'Dina and Sichem' story. I'm wondering how he will cope with Leviticus, and I'd rather not think yet about some of the ugly stories in Judges. ;-)